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As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
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I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-
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I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
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In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
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My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.
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I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
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Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.
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Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"
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A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
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Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
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I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future!
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Before I criticise a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
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