Ok, so who's going first?
No - Who was first yesterday.
Who?
Yes, Who.
Ok, I'm asking you who was going first and you're telling me Who?
Yes, Who.
Well who are you?
I'm not Who, I'm Nobody.
Nobody?
Nobody.
But you can't be nobody - you have to be somebody.
No, Somebody's generally angry.
Who is angry?
No, Who is happy. Angry is also angry.
Of course angry is angry, but you're definitely somebody.
No, I'm Nobody.
Ok, let me see if I have this.... you're no one..
No, I'm Nobody.... No One was out this morning.
No one was out?
Yeah, No One.
Well if no one was out, who was I talking to?
No One.
Nobody?
No - No One.
Something's wrong here....
No, Something has been sleeping for a while.
Who has been sleeping?
No, Something has been sleeping. Who was out yesterday.
But something has to be someone, doesn't he?
No, Someone is a he, Something is a she.
Huh?
Huh is asexual.
Huh?
Yeah, Huh.
Excuse me, I'm going to give up.
You can't - that's Give-up’s job. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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